[Reading that message he laughs to himself. They have talked about a lot. More than he should have allowed, more than Guy should have shared. Can we like have one thread that isn't "Zelos thinks to himself how much he appreciates Guy and cares about his well-being" like please. At least he's taking these feelings to his grave. Probably. I can only hope SMH.]
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
if i walked away somehow i dont think you'd forgive me hmmmm what a scary thought
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
youd probably glare at me every time i entered a room like a brat and everything
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Guy can't fucking win I'm so sorry
i thought i told you to stop texting me
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
and whos concerned
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Well... you are the one who's texting me, here.
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im quickly remembering why i dont
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
i must be some kind of masochist
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You know what they say. Birds of a feather flock together.
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i thought the reason we work together is because were opposites
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
im classy as hell and you make an ok butler
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Ha ha, not even close. We're working together because we didn't have much of a choice.
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woah now i always have the choice to walk away
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
maybe its pity keeping me around
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Even after all we've talked about?
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FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
if i walked away somehow i dont think you'd forgive me hmmmm what a scary thought
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
youd probably glare at me every time i entered a room like a brat and everything
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Oh, does that actually concern you?
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i guess in my cold black heart you might get a feeling or two out of me~
[What those feelings might be he's not saying. This is just joking anyway. Right...?]
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That's all I could ask for.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
What do you think about this place so far?
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FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
sleeping outside probably ends with something crawling inside your ear and eating you from the inside out
[GUY ASKED????]
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I know I can always count on you to horrify me.
I thought this was a gag tag and forgot about it WHAT I ASSOCIATE THAT ICON WITH SRY
woah woah
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
i didnt even mention the fact its doubtless possible to cut off the oxygen to this entire location and suffocate us all to death
[He's here to help.]
cat im laughing at you rn SORRY I'VE GAGTAGGED YOU TOO MANY TIMES
What the heck is with your pessimistic outlook here? Cut that out...
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thats not even getting into the sky falling down this place is in a lot of disrepair we could be crushed to death at any moment
[Isn't it great when Zelos isn't on duty???? No? It's terrible??]
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
but none of that stuff will probably happen. it looks boring as hell around here when you get down to it
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Oh? There's no unwary girls for you to hit on this time?